One day i was nature walking in the woods and walked upon a rabbit. As i stoped to look at it, it looked back and stared. As i got closer holdiong my hand out to touch it, it spoke. "your stupid!", then kicked me in the face and ran away. I chased after it, it ran through small loops over big rocks and under big logs. After about 30 seconds of me chasing the rabbit i ran into a branch, close lined myself and became out cold.
I awoke and there was a monkey over head. He dropped a banana on my face and asked me if i could hand it back to him... so i did. " hey dude how come your out cold?". " I was chasing after a son of a b*** rabbit! then knocked myself out!". The monkey felt sympathetic so it gave me a banana. the end
Is this based off a movie?
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